“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”
THIS WAS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FROM, I’M GONNA PRINT THIS SHIT AND GIVE IT TO HIM.
THIS SHIT IS VALID.
USING THIS IN DAILY LIFE.
ROFL MARK TWAIN
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