May 2013
May 19th
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secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
May 19th
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May 18th
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When I was 16 I was all about cute emo boys in eyeliner I tell you what
May 18th
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May 18th
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naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
May 18th
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Listensogayitphysicallyhurts:
May 18th
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May 18th
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anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
May 18th
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of-hobbits-and-men: deathbedscene: mycutefriendsweetprincess: my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time #i didn’t know i wanted this...
May 18th
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schwulerjungepostetsuessejungs: abhortion: I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair OH MY GOD MY DESTINY
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket (via langleav)
May 18th
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ohmygogapplejuice: Sir please stop doing the chicken dance this is a funeral
May 18th
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dontnuts: if you have an outie belly button im sorry Don’t be. My outie is awesome
May 18th
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May 18th
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miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring...
May 18th
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May 18th
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cis-siberianorchestra: Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
May 18th
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how is it almost 1 already o hmy go d
May 18th
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kaworuhyung replied to your post: idek if lipstick is a good look for me YO U LOOK RLY KAWAII THO feminachos replied to your post: idek if lipstick is a good look for me that is v cute ahh you ARE SO CUTE alksjdfldkj fk yoU GUYSSS [[MORE]] I’m just trying to come up with the best look for this party im going to tomorrow like Imma show off the 13 pounds i lost and everything aw yeaH...
May 18th
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idek if lipstick is a good look for me [[MORE]] I feel like some oldie housewife or something omfg /creys
May 18th
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May 18th
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lampsarepeopletoo: growlithed: rupindre: lameborghini: petition to stop the use of the word schlong what is schlong with it why cant we all just get aschlong as schlong as we use it in moderation i think we will be okay
May 18th
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May 18th
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haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 
May 18th
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May 18th
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zaidapdx: tribalpunk: zaidapdx: tribalpunk: zaidapdx replied to your post: ps someone needs to see iron man 3 or gatsby with… right? We should somehow be in the same city. Magically. aaaaaaAAAHHH THAT WOULD BE GREAT if only if only….
May 18th
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flawsequaltruebeauty replied to your post [[MORE]] You will be fine. You are a independant black woman who….idk ur just an independant black woman Lol there’s so many times I’ve whispered to myself “independent black woman who don’t need no man” in the last several months I don’t even
May 18th
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zaidapdx: tribalpunk: zaidapdx replied to your post: ps someone needs to see iron man 3 or gatsby with… right? We should somehow be in the same city. Magically. aaaaaaAAAHHH THAT WOULD BE GREAT if only if only….
May 18th
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zaidapdx replied to your post [[MORE]] What’s up tomorrow? Nothing too much.  I’m going to a birthday party and Kevin’s going to be there at some point
May 18th
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zaidapdx replied to your post: ps someone needs to see iron man 3 or gatsby with… right? We should somehow be in the same city. Magically. aaaaaaAAAHHH THAT WOULD BE GREAT if only if only….
May 18th
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Man I legitly don’t remember the last time I went to a real movie theater (aka not the one on campus that shows newly released shit).  I think it was dark knight rises which means its been like a year woaH
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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[[MORE]] SO NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW THO
May 18th
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vougehoren: ‘whats shipping’
May 18th
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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 
May 18th
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ps someone needs to see iron man 3 or gatsby with me
May 18th
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its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together  And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out And...
May 18th
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dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
May 18th
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